Trespassers Will Be Quartered Shirt, Funny Third Amendment Parody, Revolutionary War Humor Tee, British Soldier Meme, Political Pun Shirt

Stand your ground—with history and humor. This hilarious Third Amendment parody shirt puts a twist on the classic “Trespassers Will Be Shot” trope by declaring “Trespassers Will Be Quartered,” complete with a divided British redcoat graphic. A perfect gift for fans of obscure constitutional rights, American Revolution nerds, and anyone who enjoys poking fun at Second Amendment hardos. Whether you're a history teacher, a meme lord, or just someone who knows the British aren’t welcome in your living room, this shirt will keep your quarters free of uninvited company. Great for July 4th, Constitution Day, or grilling while quoting obscure amendments. Contact Us: Have questions about sizing, custom orders, or shipping? Send us a message right here on Etsy! We're happy to help and respond quickly. 🛒 How to Order: Choose your size and color from the dropdown menu. Click “Add to Cart.” Complete your purchase and let the dad jokes commence. Sit back and wait for your shirt to arrive (no subscription required) Product features - Without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste - Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear - Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams for added durability - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, soft feel - Includes pearlized, tear-away label for maximum comfort Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors