Longvale Why Dont They Call It Shortfall Funny VLW Neighborhood Street Name Pun Shirt for Locals with a Sense of Humor

If you live in VLW, you already know: Longvale is anything but long. That’s why this Longvale? Why Don’t They Call It Shortfall T-shirt is the perfect local inside joke for residents of Vineyards on Lake Wylie. Featuring a cheeky street sign design, this shirt pokes fun at one of the shortest "long" streets around — a tiny stretch of pavement with a name that seriously overpromises.

Perfect for neighborhood walks, golf cart rides, or just sparking a laugh at the next community cookout. Whether you live on Longvale, drive past it daily, or just appreciate a good pun, this tee is a must-have for your VLW wardrobe.

Get it now at www.boogabiz.net — where lake life meets neighborhood humor.

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2️⃣ Click Add to Cart and follow the checkout steps.
3️⃣ Enter your shipping and payment info securely.
4️⃣ Wear it proudly and wait for your neighbors to chuckle.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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