HOA Lawn Length Enforcement Unit Funny Suburban Shirt for Yard Rule Breakers and Neighborhood Measuring Contests

For those living under the ever-watchful eyes of the HOA, meet your new favorite shirt. The HOA Lawn Length Enforcement Unit tee features a patch of grass, a ruler, and the tongue-in-cheek slogan: Hope You Measure Up. It’s a hilarious double entendre for two things suburbia takes very seriously — grass height and silent neighbor comparisons. Whether you're dealing with actual rule sticklers or just tired of the side-eyes from that one neighbor with the laser-leveled lawn, this shirt hits the mark.

Perfect for mowing day, HOA meetings, or passive-aggressive cookouts, this design speaks volumes without saying a word. A must-have for dads, lawn warriors, or anyone who knows the real reason people walk by with their measuring tape.

Grab yours now at www.boogabiz.net — because in the suburbs, everything gets measured.

How to Order:
1️⃣ Choose your preferred color and size from the dropdown options.
2️⃣ Click Add to Cart and proceed to checkout.
3️⃣ Enter your payment and shipping info securely.
4️⃣ Rock it on lawn day and let your neighbors do the measuring.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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