funny husband shirt i love my husband but sometimes i want to feloniously assault him humor shirt marriage joke shirt boogabiz wearable wit

how off your sense of humor about married life with this hilarious tee from Booga Biz. The design features a classic scale of justice alongside a heart that boldly declares: “I love my husband but sometimes I want to feloniously assault him.” Perfect for anyone who knows the struggle of dealing with a frustrating husband — and for those familiar with legal lingo like “felonious assault.” Whether you’re a lawyer, police officer, or just someone who appreciates dark humor about relationships, this shirt is sure to get laughs. Great for casual outings, girls’ nights, or just making a statement that says marriage isn’t always sunshine and roses!

How to Order:
1️⃣ Pick your size and color from the available options.
2️⃣ Click “Add to Cart” to secure your shirt.
3️⃣ Complete checkout — we’ll handle the printing and shipping.
4️⃣ Wear it proudly and enjoy the laughs!



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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